Im sorry but im this mood where i just hate guys soooo much that if i see one nearby i will batter them with a baseball bat . No offence if you are a guy , but your not on my best person list recently . Its funny how friends drastically change when they meet guys , suddenly they want to be a different person . Dammmm girlll have your own personality . ok so here goes my list :
1. All men are such hypocrites! If you're their friend they'll tell you that you need to find a real man and stop falling for such assholes. But when you fall for them they'll break your heart just like the rest.
2. The word love isn’t in their vocabulary, only lust
3. I love you means I want sex
4.They all want to be player hunny if you aint born one dont be one .
5.They call girl's bitches ( booo if you call me a bitch you are gonna be getting the same thing that happened to the guy in year 9 who attempted to call me that .. and he's still suffering )
6 . The nice ones are gay ... oh you think he's an actual nice guy nope hun he's secretly gay ( no offense to gays whatsoever )
7. sorry isn't a word for them its more of a bad word that should never be said unless someone is dying ... really reallly its only 5 letters is that sooo harrrd .
8 . They just cant be satisfied with having one female (their mother )
9 . They think they are the best .... WRONNNG!!! i am though :)
10 . Think they could get anything they want (i dont think we've meet im Mina and i pretty much get my way one way or another , ask my friends )
11. They tell every friend how far they went with you .... wait what since when was this relationship public .
12 . They go for whores who wearing short shorts , you know what why am i even calling them short , let me rephrase that . They go for whore who wear knickers and a crop top , who wear Cakes and Cakes of makeup . Well hello Barbie 2013 .
13. Ever realized Menopause or Menstruation
14 . You drag our best friends away because your so called dating her " fucking with her" and then we get left behind picking up the piece and attempting to avoid saying i told you so .
Now i mean no offense whatsoever but you guys just make me sick sometimes , if all you want is sex and a good time .. ill find you a stripper really i will , but just stop meddling with girls who are so stupid enough to fall for you , just because well they wanted to feel "special" . Oh dont take the piss only your mom and dad think your "special" and thats the furthest it will get .
Much love boys much love ... wait did i just say that sorry meant to say Go f**K Yourself Asshole !
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